The other day, as Charles and I were talking about trailers just before the movie started, some bitch turned to us and said “Excuse me, but could you shut up?”
Since then, I’ve thought up of so many scenarios where I’mma find out where she lives, kick her in the face, flip a table on her, go so far as to piss on her, and make life so uncomfortable for her that she’ll wish she had never even been born with a tongue.
But it’s the New Year, so I have only one thing to say to this lady that so rudely (and with such perfect timing so that I couldn’t tell her to fuck off while the movie was already starting) interrupted our talk and ruined the entire movie for us with her bitchiness:
I know your face. You better watch your back.
And to the rest of you, a little politeness goes a long way. Speak as your momma raised you.